This album is super rare because not only have we pressed zero copies, but we also haven't even recorded it. Even if we did, you probably can't afford that price tag anyway, so . . . it's not happening.
Ultra limited-edition ungrooved album
SKU: 364215376135191
$850,000.00Price
This fake record was produced at the fake speed of 64rpm so you are going to have to go out and buy a fancy DJ turntable that does 78rpm and then pitch shift it down to try to reach 64. Spoiler alert: It's still going to sound bad.
